I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them. Nora Ephron Tuesday Jun 6 @ 09:01pm

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. Ellen DeGeneres Thursday Jun 6 @ 07:12am

They’re trying to make gay people straight! Good Lord! Don’t they know what that’ll do to the fall line? KAREN WALKER, Will & Grace Thursday Apr 4 @ 05:42pm

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. Bill Cosby Sunday Mar 3 @ 04:17am

I feel a little bit uncomfortable. All these gay eyes on me. Judging me. Undressing me. Then dressing me up again in a different outfit. Karen Walker Thursday Dec 12 @ 12:16pm

If shoes could talk what would the high heel say to every other shoe in the closet… Suck it bitches Stacy London of What Not To Wear (via littlemr) Sunday Nov 11 @ 03:31pm

“We don’t want you to have another square-toed heel because we want you to have a sex life.” ~ Stacy London on What Not To Wear

Saturday Oct 10 @ 09:36am